A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You're completely useless in the revolution.
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home. puking in laundry basket.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
