Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Randomize
