i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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