So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Me too!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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