Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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