last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
