dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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