There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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