Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Small penises have feelings too.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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