quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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