Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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