He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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