We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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