Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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