hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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