Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hell yes lets make some ravioli
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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