he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
