Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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