everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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