I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
What a dumb baby whore.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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