I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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