so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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