PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
