Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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