Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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