Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
In America we eat man semen.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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