Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
