Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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