i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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