im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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