you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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