To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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