Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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