Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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