Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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