Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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