I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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