I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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