She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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