Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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