Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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