After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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