I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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