Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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