cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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