seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Randomize
