the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
handjob tips. give me some.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I touched a dick in church today
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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