scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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