u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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