If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no you cant smoke seaweed
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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