One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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