so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
do herpes really smell.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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